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Vacancy

In on the road on December 9, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 enjoy staying in motels, mostly for the crisp sheets, ac and late-night dips in the brackish pool. They differ, however, on how to leave.

Spouse #1 leaves a tip for housecleaning but also straightens up.

Spouse #2 says a tip says they don’t have to straighten up shit short of a shoot-out. (And only then do you call The Wolf.)

Who’s the asshole?

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And the asshole is…

In on the road on December 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm

Decision pending.