Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 enjoy staying in motels, mostly for the crisp sheets, ac and late-night dips in the brackish pool. They differ, however, on how to leave.
Spouse #1 leaves a tip for housecleaning but also straightens up.
Spouse #2 says a tip says they don’t have to straighten up shit short of a shoot-out. (And only then do you call The Wolf.)
Who’s the asshole?
Who's the Asshole? 
spouse #1 is an ASSHOLE!!! it’s a gotdamm recession out there!
Spouse #2 is more the asshole than 1. but not really an asshole. but it’s impossible to say #1 is an asshole here.
It depends on what you mean by straightening up. If I’m leaving a tip, I’m not gonna make the bed but I will pick up my used needles and condoms.
Huh? People leave tips at motels? Wha? I guess I’M the asshole.
spouse #2 is the asshole
spouse #1 is the asshole. why would you tip at a motel? they don’t even change the sheets. maybe you should tip at the beginning so they change your sheets. if you’re so rich that you can tip at a motel, why not just pony up for a hotel?
Tip or no tip, nobody should feel the need for straightening up a motel room. That’s what you pay for! However, If spouse #1 wants to clean up a little, as long as they’re not demanding that spouse #2 lend a hand, why should anyone feel put out? No assholes in this scenario, ye hath absolution.