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In take out on May 10, 2009 at 9:25 pm

Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 like to order take-out. They argue however when there’s a chance the joint they want to order from is closed.

Spouse #1 thinks they should figure out what they want before they call with the expectation that the joint is open.

Spouse #2 thinks that’s a waste of time in case the joint is closed; call to discover that it’s open and then call back with the order.

Who’s the asshole?


And the asshole is…

In take out on May 10, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Spouse #1 (husband)!  Because getting excited about coconut pudding and then not getting coconut pudding sucks balls pudding.