Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 like to order take-out. They argue however when there’s a chance the joint they want to order from is closed.
Spouse #1 thinks they should figure out what they want before they call with the expectation that the joint is open.
Spouse #2 thinks that’s a waste of time in case the joint is closed; call to discover that it’s open and then call back with the order.
Who’s the asshole?