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Wipe out!

In bathroom on May 7, 2009 at 10:02 pm

Put a bunch of girls together with margaritas and eventually two of them will go off to pee together. On Cinco de Mayo Friend #1 and Friend #2 were astonished to discover they had less in common than once thought.

Friend #1  wipes in a between-the-knees back to front motion.

Friend #2 wipes in an around-the-back front to back motion.

Who’s the asshole?

And the asshole is…

In bathroom on May 7, 2009 at 10:02 pm

Friend #1! If the woman’s taint were a boat she would swab from bow to stern.