Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 divide their labor somewhat traditionally: Spouse #1 brings home the bacon which Spouse #2 fries up for a lovely quiche.
Spouse #1 asks Spouse #2 to google bing “dryers” and fix whatever it is that’s leaving rust stains on clothes.
Spouse #2 draws the line at adding “mechanic” to the many household titles already held.
Who’s the asshole?