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Alarm clock

In home, sleep on May 20, 2009 at 8:30 am

Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 wake up at different times.

Spouse #1 sets the alarm for very early to exercise. About 1 in 5 mornings Spouse #1 hits the snooze button. Repeatedly.

Spouse #2 considers each well-earned moment of sleep to be sacred and thinks snoozing of any kind should be outlawed.

Who’s the asshole?

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And the asshole is…

In home, sleep on May 20, 2009 at 8:30 am

Spouse #1 (husband)! Shakespeare probably wrote a sonnet about this but we’re too lazy to check our iPhone app.

Wake-up call

In home, sleep on May 17, 2009 at 9:36 pm

Boyfriend and girlfriend leave the apartment at different times.

Significant Other #1 asks to be woken up by Significant Other #2 before Significant Other #2 leaves for the day.

Significant Other #2 does as requested by playing music. Significant Other #1 finds this method to be horribly excessive (made worse by Significant Other #2’s taste in music).

Who’s the asshole?

And the asshole is…

In home, sleep on May 17, 2009 at 9:35 pm

Significant Other #1 (boyfriend)! Because sometimes you got to walk that Lonesome Valley by yourself.