Spouse #1 and Spouse #2 wake up at different times.
Spouse #1 sets the alarm for very early to exercise. About 1 in 5 mornings Spouse #1 hits the snooze button. Repeatedly.
Spouse #2 considers each well-earned moment of sleep to be sacred and thinks snoozing of any kind should be outlawed.
Who’s the asshole?
Spouse #1 (husband)! Shakespeare probably wrote a sonnet about this but we’re too lazy to check our iPhone app.
Boyfriend and girlfriend leave the apartment at different times.
Significant Other #1 asks to be woken up by Significant Other #2 before Significant Other #2 leaves for the day.
Significant Other #2 does as requested by playing music. Significant Other #1 finds this method to be horribly excessive (made worse by Significant Other #2’s taste in music).
Who’s the asshole?
Significant Other #1 (boyfriend)! Because sometimes you got to walk that Lonesome Valley by yourself.
Who's the Asshole? 